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 Khushi K LIYE Gum Kurban

Khushi K LIYE Gum Kurban ,
Hasi K Liye . AAnsoo Kurban,.
Pyar,K Liy Dil Kurban,
Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,
Aur Ladki K Liye Yaar Tu Bhi Kurban!



 Petrol Pump Chalte Hain

• Wife: ”Mujhe Kisi Mehangi Jaga Le Ke Chaliye Na Ji”
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Husband: Chalo, Tayyar Ho Jao…”
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Petrol Pump Chaltay Hain:D



 Kissing Two Animals

Once A Pig fell in Love with a Chicken.They both kissed each other.Next dayPig died of Bird Flu and Chicken died of Swine Flu.AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI.



 Girls Poem

< Girls poem >Husbnad mera White hoLambi Uski Height hoGhusay ka wo Light hoPersonality Uski Tight hoJab Saas se meri Fight hoKahyBegam Tum hi Right ho.



 Atif Aslam in exam

Atif Aslam live in an Exam
Kuch is tarah…
Teri copy, meri copy se miladay,
Answer teray…saaray mujhay paper pe chapa day,
Tu her ghari her waqt sir k sath raha hai,
Han yeh jism bloody fool abhi kaanp raha hai,
Jo solution hain ye teray…unhain tu mera pata day……!!!