Jokes

Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lottery li….., 1 karor ka inaam nikla Tax kat kar 90 lac mile Pathan Bola: Hum ko poora pesa chahye warna Hamara 30 rupe wapis karo ____________________________________________________ 1 sardar ne kisi ko phone kia or poocha kon bol raha hai? Udhar se jawab mila main bol raha hoon Sardar: ye [...]



 SMS to Smile

Kya Aap ko Pata Hai? Books Samney Rakh kar Bhi Na Parh pane Wali Beemari ka Naam Kya Hai? . . . . . . . ‘Mobile’ *.~.*.~.*.~.*.~.*.~.*.~.*.~.*.~.*.~.* Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple! Holy Truthful and Pure That’s Why When Boys Say. I Love You. . . . Girls Remove Their Sandals. *.~.*.~.*.~.*.~.*.~.*.~.*.~.*.~.*.~.* [...]



 Khushi K LIYE Gum Kurban

Khushi K LIYE Gum Kurban , Hasi K Liye . AAnsoo Kurban,. Pyar,K Liy Dil Kurban, Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban, Aur Ladki K Liye Yaar Tu Bhi Kurban!



 Petrol Pump Chalte Hain

• Wife: ”Mujhe Kisi Mehangi Jaga Le Ke Chaliye Na Ji” . . . Husband: Chalo, Tayyar Ho Jao…” . . . . . Petrol Pump Chaltay Hain:D



 Kaisa Sila Diya

Zardari Ne Awam K Vote Ka Kesa Sila Dia! = Itni Mahengai Ki K Hansto Ko Rula Dia Socha Tha K Shayud Salary Barhay Gi, = Salary Ghanta Barhi, GHANTA Barha Dia