Khushi K LIYE Gum Kurban

Khushi K LIYE Gum Kurban ,
Hasi K Liye . AAnsoo Kurban,.
Pyar,K Liy Dil Kurban,
Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,
Aur Ladki K Liye Yaar Tu Bhi Kurban!



 Petrol Pump Chalte Hain

• Wife: ”Mujhe Kisi Mehangi Jaga Le Ke Chaliye Na Ji”
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Husband: Chalo, Tayyar Ho Jao…”
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Petrol Pump Chaltay Hain:D



 Kaisa Sila Diya

Zardari Ne Awam K Vote Ka Kesa Sila Dia!
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Itni Mahengai Ki K Hansto Ko Rula Dia
Socha Tha K Shayud Salary Barhay Gi,
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Salary Ghanta Barhi, GHANTA Barha Dia



 HapPy NeW yEar

Royat-e-Hilal Committe K Mutabiq Naye Saal Ka Chand Nazar Nhi Aaya..
Isliye Mulk Bhar Mein Naya Saal 2nd January Ko Manaya Jaega.. :->
Kia Hoga Is Mulk Ka ;-|
HapPy NeW yEar



 Kissing Two Animals

Once A Pig fell in Love with a Chicken.They both kissed each other.Next dayPig died of Bird Flu and Chicken died of Swine Flu.AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI.